How to or WHY Give Yourself a Blowjob

You may think the human body can’t do it, but you would be wrong. While it is possible, the real question is, can YOU give yourself and blowjob, and is it worth it.

How to give yourself a blowjob

Full disclosure.

First, I’ve never tried it. I’m 6’2 and broad-framed, and as I’ve aged, I’m not nearly as flexible as I used to be. Based on trying to do situps, I can tell you there is no way my mouth will make it there. I am 100% certain that Wendy would enthusiastically support me making this attempt so that she could watch and laugh. Who could blame her?

Second, this post was not something we had planned. Still, we recently purchased a domain, which was a popular article, so to provide for this audience, we decided to address the topic with our Intimacy with Age spin.

So the question is, who can?

I did a little research to see just how realistic this idea is. As you can imagine, this is not an area that garners extensive research, but some stats say that around .25% of man can suck their dick. That’s not 25%, but a quarter of 1%.

Your odds are not great, and I’m sure the number will be even minuscule as you reach your 40s and beyond. So, for us older gentlemen, this is not in the card. Honestly, I am not disappointed.

Usually, men who can do this are on the lean side, somewhere between 120 and 140 lbs. You can forget it if you have a gut, so since body type and shape are crucial, that’s another reason to exercise and watch those calories if you want to try.

Is giving yourself a BJ Worth It?

I must admit that my research results were entertaining, but one Reddit comment stuck out.

But the thing is that the mouth has more nerve endings than the penis. This means that the act of sucking ones own appendage actually feels like you are sucking and not being sucked.

Reddit: Author unknown
Reddit

Conclusion

For the vast majority, it’s impossible, and for those who can, it’s probably not enjoyable. Our opinion is to find a partner to assist or a decent masturbator and put that energy into something more enjoyable.

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